What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
14.06.2025 00:14
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
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What are the most common signs that a partner will cheat before it happens?
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why is my older sister so mean to me as if I was her enemy?
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you know of a female masseuse that does door-to-door service in Bangalore?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How short is too short for a skirt?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do I change a truck’s engine oil?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
What is the most inappropriate thing your wife has done in front of you?